00 · EVERY SKATER BELONGS
FREE SKATER
FREE
No payment · No expiration
Get in the club, claim your member number, and keep up with the show.
- Free account and digital Skater card
- Permanent member number
- Optional email updates
THE RINK RAT CLUB · ROLLER RINK REVIEW
KEEP THE WHEELS TURNING.
Real rinks. Real opinions. Ridiculous arguments about nachos. Help Aaron and Abe keep visiting the places that make roller skating worth the trip—and get closer to the show.
Our reviews stay independent. Memberships support the show, never influence a rink's score.
SUPPORT THE SHOW TODAY
BUY US A FEW LAPS.
Make a one-time $12 contribution through Square to help fund independent rink visits. This is voluntary support, not a membership purchase; it does not activate member perks or renew automatically.
FIND YOUR PLACE ON THE FLOOR
FIVE WAYS TO ROLL WITH US.
From free registration to a seat in the Jam Circle, there's a place for every kind of rink rat.
01 · THE SUPPORTER
RINK RAT
$1/mo equivalent
$12 paid once for 12 months · No auto-renewal
Claim your spot in the club and help keep independent rink reviews rolling.
- Digital Rink Rat member card
- Optional name on the Rink Rat Wall
- Support independent skating coverage
02 · BEHIND THE SCENES
THE EXTRA LAP
$3/month
Recurring monthly membership
The stuff that doesn't make the final cut—because the rink stories don't stop when the episode ends.
- Everything in Rink Rat
- Bonus videos and outtakes
- Behind-the-scenes extras
THE PEOPLE'S SCORECARD
03 · HAVE YOUR SAY
ALL SKATE
$10/month
Recurring monthly membership
Think the hosts got it wrong? Put your own ten Trials on the record.
- Everything in The Extra Lap
- Submit your own RRR Floor Score
- Rate rinks using the Ten Trials
- Member participation features
04 · THE INNER CIRCLE
JAM CIRCLE
$50/month
Recurring monthly membership
Pull up rinkside. Join the conversation beyond the public episode.
- Everything in All Skate
- Monthly private Rinkside Live
- Interactive Q&A with the hosts
YOU BE THE JUDGE
YOUR RINK. YOUR FLOOR SCORE.
All Skate members will be able to score any eligible rink using the same Ten Trials Aaron and Abe use. Your community-powered RRR Floor Score is designed to appear on the Frankenskates rink locator, clearly labeled and separate from official host reviews.
Explore the rink directory →RRR / THE PEOPLE'S SCORECARD10
TRIALS. YOUR CALL.
Independent community ratings · Separate from the Destination Rink awardTHE FINE PRINT, WITHOUT THE BORING PART
GOOD QUESTIONS.
Can I join right now?
Join the Free Skater tier immediately. Paid membership checkout requires Square billing activation; no paid benefits are granted until Square verifies payment.
Is the $1 Rink Rat tier billed monthly?
No. It's $12 paid once for a full year—equivalent to $1 a month—and does not automatically renew.
Can paying members change the hosts' ratings?
No. Your Floor Score is a separate community rating. Aaron and Abe's editorial scores and the Destination Rink designation remain independent of memberships and sponsorships.
Does All Skate include the lower-tier benefits?
Yes. Each tier includes the benefits of the tiers below it. Jam Circle includes them all.
KEEP THE RINK STORIES ROLLING.
Every rink has a story. Help us keep telling them.
Questions? Talk to the show →